The mysterious case of wailing vagina syndrome has finally caught up with the polarizing quarterback who left Chicago's ugly loss versus the Vikings two weeks ago after failing to throw a ball away on a scramble. Reports swirled that the QB was fine, and was merely snapchatting with his wife.  You'd think we'd all learn from Brett Favre and Tom Brady that cell phones are bad news.  

Backup QB Brian Hoyer did his best Rex Grossman impersonation in relief of Cutler and just chucked the ball deep for easy interceptions.  Hoyer was promptly cut heading into the bye week as he proved incapable of being able to run a non-New England Patriots offense yet again.

Halfway through the bye week, Chicago scrapped their offensive playbook and signed Logan Thomas off the street to compete with Connor Shaw at starting QB.  Only the folks inside Halas Hall know what kind of offense will take the field Sunday versus Tampa Bay, or who will take the first snaps at QB.  Shaw was semi-functional at QB for Chicago in garbage time (but Ka'Deem Carey was better from the Wildcat). But Logan Thomas brings certain intangibles to the field having tried to convert to TE in Arizona for a bit, and that's obviously worth something. Right?

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