Owner Profiles

Owner Profiles · Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:11 pm

I'm creating the league, and I just created my owner. I'm interested to hear how everyone decided to create their owner, and the traits you used.

Bears

Team: Chicago Bears
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Owner: Eric Jeanneret
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Backstory: Lifelong Fan
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Gameface: Yes, and I have no pupils. I look like Kane or the Undertaker...

Start with $5 mil as money. Fulfill childhood dream. Let's go!

Re: Owner Profiles · Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:20 am Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

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I already know my backstory!

Re: Owner Profiles · Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:12 pm Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

Team: PHI Eagles
Owner: Curt illmatic
Backstory: Lifelong Fan
Looks like: Fat mafia guy

More backstory: After years of working in shady business dealings in the Philadelphia and New Jersey underworlds, Coach illmatic led a group of investors in buying the Philadelphia Eagles. Specializing in the weapons and drug trade, while dabbling in prostitution rings, Curt Illmatic frequently dealt with Philadelphia players in the 1980s and early 1990s. With mobster connections and support from the former players who were once clientele, he was able to become owner of the franchise. Fans have speculated across various Eagles message boards that Curt Illmatic has toilet paper with Redskins logos on it, and a dartboard with the faces of Tony Romo and Eli Manning in his man-cave basement. He has stated he will do anything to make the fans happy and has a mission to make Philly the premier destination for players, staff, and bandwagon fans.

Re: Owner Profiles · Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:58 pm Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

Team- Was Redskins
Owner- King Mission
Backstory- Life long fan
Looks like- Skinny guy with nice skins polo
Claim to Fame- Stayed at Holiday Inn and surgically repaired RG3s knee

Re: Owner Profiles · Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:07 pm Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

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Team: Pittsburgh Steelers
Owner: Steel Rooney
Backstory: Life Long Fan
Gameface: No - went with one of the generic ones with a nice Steelers polo shirt.

As the Updates on the Madden Connected Careers read ... Rooney Out, Rooney In. It was only fitting that the team remain with the Rooney family. Taking over for Dan Rooney will be the lesser talked about descendant of the Rooney clan, the Irish-Honduran Steel Rooney.

Re: Owner Profiles · Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:59 pm Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

Dallas Cowboys Cowboys

Owner: Mr. Mustard
Backstory: Lifelong fan
Looks like... a bald fat guy with a T-shirt.
But how does Romo feel about him?

Amused - Romo

Re: Owner Profiles · Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:26 am Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

Team: Niners
Owner: Eddie DeBartolo
Backstory: Financial Mogul
Looks like: A rich person

sidebar: holy f*ck the niners' roster is awesome

Re: Owner Profiles · Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:27 pm Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

Team: San Diego Chargers
Owner: LaDainian Tomlinson
Backstory: Former player
Looks like: Generic black dude

The only good thing about the Chargers like ever.

EDIT: Junior Seau too.

Re: Owner Profiles · Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:57 pm

Colts Owner: Blacklisted

Its my own damn fault! LOL

Re: Owner Profiles · Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:35 pm Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

Team: Cincinnati Bengals
Owner: Travis Ockerman
Backstory: Lifelong Fan
Looks Like: A cool, medium body-sized crackhead-looking gentleman in a dapper suit with a fashionable haircut. My skin is also rather pink looking, indicating I might not actually be an individual of the human variety. I blame this on the shoddy-looking game-face I took, but hey, at least the suit still looks fly. For anyone wondering, yeah, it's Brooks Brothers. Go Bengals!

Much like the film "Invincible," the synopsis for my becoming the owner of the Bengals is as follows: "Based on the (un)true story of Travis Ockerman, a 25-year-old Digital Account Strategist from Ann Arbor who overcame long odds to become the owner of the NFL's Cincinnati Bengals in 2013." While many would confuse this owner with pulling a 100% ownership stake of the team from the bottom of a crackerjack box, Ockerman actually used his pull as a tactician and master strategist to make a play to become a part of the Bengals' organization. Whether or not that translates to Football remains to be seen, but at least he's got A.J. Green. Everyone loves A.J. Green.

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